October 2007
21 posts
Man proposes to girlfriend over random e-mail... →
They’ll be married in about ten years, at the rate this is going. His webpage only has 8000 hits.
Oct 29th
Oct 18th
Oct 18th
Fridgewatcher →
Who hasn’t wondered what other people’s fridge’s look like? Well, I haven’t. But it’s a pretty entertaining concept for about two minutes.
Oct 18th
“Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of...”
– Gordon R. Dickson
Oct 17th
Great Red-headed Women →
Make me want to dye my hair redder. :(
Oct 17th
“…Because I’m not a dumb, stupid, nineteen-year-old that...”
– Overheard in library; some dumb, stupid, twenty-something-old that doesn’t understand what life’s about.
Oct 16th
Oct 16th
Oct 16th
Kitty Litter Cake Recipe →
Please, please, buy a new pooper scooper to serve it up. Used ones would be bad.
Oct 16th
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that...
Every student in this library is on Facebook. Except for that kid in the corner playing World of Warcraft.
Oct 15th
Jim Carrey Does David Caruso →
I love love love love love Jim Carrey.
Oct 11th
Caruso One-Liners →
This just makes me so happy.
Oct 11th
World's Stupidest Conspiracies →
I knew white people were created in a lab.
Oct 11th
Nail and toothpick artwork →
You have got to be kidding me.
Oct 11th
Lies Found On My Crepe-maker
magic easy-clean
Oct 9th
“Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where...”
– Laurence J. Peter
Oct 7th
“Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to swallow.”
– Arthur Stringer
Oct 3rd
2 tags
The time is 12:00am
Are you in bed? Are you comfortable? Do you have a down comforter with a 310 thread count? Do you have a big essay to write tomorrow? Are you in DIRE need of sleep from doing homework the night before? Is your neighbor’s garage band practicing their “jams”, keeping you horribly awake? Then you must be Kristen! Yay!
Oct 2nd
3 tags
I really want to...
Play Eternal Sonata on the Xbox 360. Maybe Ricky will lend me it, hm?
Oct 1st
3 tags
FIP - Marjory
So long, Marjory Stewart-Baxter. I can’t believe you’re gone, it feels like we bought you last week. Maybe it’s because we did. I don’t know why you had to leave us. Your brother, Hubert Cumberdale, is doing just fine. Gary the snail is still sucking the algae off that weird, tacky statue Will had next to his TV that I didn’t like. Cupcake is affectionately trying...
Oct 1st