March 2008
55 posts
February 2008
58 posts
Facebook schmacebook.
For a social-networking site, there seems to be less socializing or networking, but more suckage and Naughty Gift applications.
Call me Matron Moral Compass
It’s difficult for me to be active in forums as I always feel the need to let people know when I think they’re wrong. I know all, interwebz, I am just that informed.
“Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.”
– Bertrand Russell
100 Weird Facts About the Human Body →
Game: Count how many you already knew. The prize? Comfort in knowing you have so much free time on your hands, you can read the entire page and keep track of how many you already knew. I’m so good at this game! (via randomonium)
Well, maybe not so secretly.
I secretly am engulfed with rage when I see popular tumblrs posting things I previously did weeks/months ago.
Crazy, neurotic redhead seeking patient, desperate...
It’s going to be impossible for me to form a relationship with any female if I’m constantly searching for hints of insincerity/judgement in their voice that consequently cause me to come off as insincere and judgemental. “Hey, Kristen!” “Oh. Hey.” (She’s SO not really that happy to see me. Bitch.)
Almost not worth it.
The only thing stopping me from getting pink hair is potential comments like, “Whoa, your hair is pink. What’s up with that?”
Do you smack your baby for pooping it's diaper?
No, you don’t. Why? Because that’s what babies do. How is that any different with adolescents? Why do you punish your fifteen-year-old for worrying more about her social life than homework?“Goddamn it all, why won’t my teenager stop acting like a teenager? Can’t she see her problems are so trivial?” Please, future-parents, don’t forget what it’s...
“I didn’t accept it. I received it.”
– Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to former President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he helped arrange a private interview for them with First Lady Nancy Reagan.
Amazing Features of My Blackberry
20 line dot matrix display QWERTY keyboard 8 mb flash memory Calculator Contrast control Backlit in calming green tone Twenty minute battery-life Outgoing calls, occasionally Portal to the 90’s
And all these years I thought it was the "THIRTY...
Girl seeking help: When a guy is going through tough times is it a good idea to prompt him to talk about it? Let him know you’re there for him and such? Or would he rather have space and alone time?
Me: Every guy is different. Don't think in terms of, "What do guys do when ___" as it's just generalization. There are no answers set in stone for behaviour, it's up to the way you judge character, and how well you know the person.
Moron: The funny thing about generalization is that they're generally true.
(No shit, Sherlock!)
Me: The key word there was "generally." Is it practical to make all your decisions on what is "generally" true? Or does it make more sense to use your own discretion and observations in a given situation? Absolutes are dangerous, especially when dealing with people/circumstances that are delicate. If you going to live by what is "generally" true, you might as well get all of your advice from the back of a Cosmo magazine. "When a guy does _______ he means _______. Always."
Moron: "Is it practical to make all your decisions on what is "generally" true? hen it comes to social skills, yes. It's worked for me. "you might as well get all of your advice from the back of a Cosmo magazine." Seems to work. After all, it's a million dollar business that runs that magazine.
(Head ASPLODES.)
#63372 of things I didn't want to know.
Popcorn can kill you.
“Writing is a matter of finding the appropriate balance between dinosaurs and...”
– Michael Swanwick
A possibly exaggerated retell of a conversation I...
Person: Well that's what my therapist said, after I talked to him about what he has said to my other therapist. And then my therapist changed the schedule around so now I have to do this so I can't see my other therapist. And my therapist tells me this so don't do that. My therapist is really good. My therapist this and that. Therapist. Therapist. Therapist. Therapist. Thera-pist therapist-pist. Pist-thera? The-pist-ra therapist.
Me: What does the therapist help you with?
Person: I don't really want to talk about my therapist with you.
Poppycock
I refuse to believe Rogers is justified in charging me $90 for a battery.“Well, if you spend just fifty dollars more you can get a new phone…” “I DON’T WANT A NEW GODDAMN PHONE. DO NOT WANT. ME WANT BATTERY.” I already have four phones. I am not going to buy another one, I’m sick of giving more money to these bastards. Damn you faceless corporations!
New Tumblr theme: Liquid Typo →
Reblog it is. sid05:Suggestions are welcome. Ok, even reblog =)
ANYTHING BUT HELVETICA, DEAR GOD.
I blew the whistle on an art thief and she called... →
For shame!
“I am truly sorry and my heart goes out to everyone who knew him and loved him,...”
– John Travolta, giving condolences to himself over Heath Ledger’s death, despite only meeting him once.
“All of a sudden you’re like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is...”
– R.Kelly, on his habit of peeing on girls, I suppose
“Some people, well, if they don’t like Scientology, well, then, fuck you....”
– Tom Cruise, I swear.
Pamela Anderson's Amazingly Cool Website Re-design →
She just… stopped caring?!
My Super-Duper Amazing OMIGODI'LLMARRYj00 (or... →
k’plah!
I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS... maybe...
You know how you feel when you’re convinced someone is e-stalking you so you start tallying up all the stalking that’s going on in your mind while predicting their next movements much to the dismay of your boyfriend who is convinced that the only e-stalking being actuated is simply by you? Pfffft yeah, me neither.
Redheads through paintings →
How I long to look as lovely as these women do.
Cool business card designs | creativebits →
Amazing and inspiring. sid05:Long list, supercool!!!
“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”
– Britney Spears
I'm convinced
I’m a damn good singer in the car, in the shower, or when no one else can hear me. …I swear.
#32628 Of Things I Didn't Want To Know
Skunk roadkill that’s been dead for a week month (and removed a day month ago) can still stink up a car passing over the area. That’s… that’s staying power.
My budgie, Eliot, talking to a recording of...
1 tag
I really have to...
Stop watching amateur musicals because my envy of their talent makes me sad in the vocal chords.
“It is white.”
– George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London