March 2008
55 posts
Mr. T brings boy out of coma →
livejamie:Is there anything this man can’t do?
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Rickroll your friends by phone →
I pray this does not get shut down.
“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.”
– No idea who said this, but it’s taped to my refrigerator. (via emilyposts)
The only way I can stick to my diet is if I never stop thinking, “I have to stick to my diet.”
Your anguish sustains me.
If every “lyfe suckz” Facebook status was a dime, I’d half like, a dollar.
My love for M&M’s is dwarfed only by my love for Peanut Butter M&M’s.
Solid fact
Poetry is overrated.
"We broke up, so it couldn't have been REAL love."
I’ll never understand what people mean when they say, “I only thought I loved him/her, but I really didn’t.” When you remove the thoughts, what else is there?
Alternate "I Am Legend" ending →
They should have used this one, instead of the theatrical version.
You must be better than everyone else.
I never get along with people who refer to their peers as “humans.”
Superfluousness
Using as many six syllable words as you can does not convey deepness to others. It just makes you hard to understand.
To Sally Kern, regarding homosexuality.
(Found here: http://www.newsok.com/article/3214388/?pg=2) Here are the reasons why we must never allow such an un-American act to be recognized. First, Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. Second, Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. ...
Movies I don't want to see
Drillbit Taylor 21 Shutter 10,000 B.C.
Me singing Sally’s Song from The Nightmare...
“I got into therapy in the fifth grade because I said in a sarcastic way that I...”
– Fiona Apple
Words & phrases I would do away with if I could
Carbon footprint Just a theory Unexpected surprise Past experience Blogosphere Cyberbully My bad Progressive attitude
Vatican declare's new "Deadly Sins", including... →
Polluting Genetic engineering Being obscenely rich Drug dealing Abortion Pedophilia Causing social injusticeThree and six for the Vatican, really? Can you say irony?
“People always ask if she is the control freak people say she is. Hell yeah! We...”
– Justin Timberlake, upon introducing Madonna at the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony in NYC
Why I always run up the stairs
I am still afraid of being alone in my basement at night.
Grammar Girl :: Top Ten Grammar Myths →
scotth: 3. It’s incorrect to answer the question “How are you?” with the statement “I’m good.” Wrong! Am is a linking verb and linking verbs should be modified by adjectives such as good. Because well can also act as an adjective, it’s also fine to answer “I’m well,” but some grammarians believe “I’m well” should be used to talk about your health and not your general disposition.I was always under...
“If if’s and but’s were candy and nuts, we’d already be bombing...”
– Stephen Colbert
While listening to Rick Astley
I’m educating myself on Scientology a little more to prepare for the March 15th protest. I want to know both sides of this so I can answer/ask question appropriately. However, I can’t find anything good on scientology. I’ve read half a dozen blogs and have yet to read one logical point. They just have quotes like, “Look. See what you see, not what someone tells you that...
Learn viral marketing from Warner Bros. →
More on the guerilla marketing campaign for the new Batman movie.
“I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian...”
– A. Whitney Brown
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Yes, I worry about this.
I’m always cautious about posting quotes because I fear lack of context may cause people to get the wrong idea about me. How are they to know whether I posted the quote because of it’s wisdom or idiocy?
That's like 4.5359 kilograms, dontcha know.
I’m sure I would lose another ten pounds on this diet if I could just stop talking about how I lost ten pounds on this diet.
Madonna's new single →
Pretty terrible. You can’t hear ANY of the vocals, and the beat is pretty repetitive. Then again, it’s Madonna in 2008.
