June 2008
36 posts
“People who quit blogging by blogging that they’ve quit blogging haven’t quit...”
– Twitter / Fake Mat Honan
“The ocean is a body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man...”
– Ambrose Bierce
“You do not need the bible to justify love, but no better tool has been invented...”
– Richard A. Weatherwax
Epic Frustration
mrbarta:
I love my new Umbra card case. It carries all my essentials. except today i withdrew 200$ in cash and placed it in my umbra card case with my cards. When i went to take it out it would not budge. It took pliers, myself and my father, 10 minutes a hairdryer and my screaming at my brother’s stupid ideas to get the contents of said card case out.
casualties:
1. One umbra card case now...
The Internet Vs. The Care of Your Soul
1. No laptop in bed. 2. No internet for at least 30 minutes before you got to sleep. 3. Nothing on your feed reader that posts more than X times per Y. 4. Being bored does not mean you have to check your email. 5. Don’t only read websites related to subjects you know inside and out. 6. For every X feeds that you add to your reader, remove Y. 7. Don’t read email on your phone. 8. If an email upsets...
The hypocrite clause
unalone:
This is something I feel ought to be posted publicly. It’s something that we all believe in anyway, and if it’s said out loud, maybe we could even have it accepted commonplace.
It’s called the hypocrite clause, and it works like this. Whenever you make any sort of statement, you append it silently on to the end of each statement. It reads as follows:
”, unless I feel like it.”
That’s...
“It’s a lot of anti-gay, racist humor — which people like in America — all...”
– David Cross on Larry the Cable Guy
Products made of elephant poo →
I recently bought a photo album from them. Very impressive!
milhouse:
You know you have royally fucked it up when all of a sudden you have 273 followers and not one of them realized you called them retards to their face twice. Of course there weren’t as many back then, so let’s call every new follower we have since gotten a retard too so they can go on and feel good about themselves.
1.Why would calling no one in paticular “slow” cause them to...
“Of course I’m crazy, but that doesn’t mean I’m wrong.”
– Robert Anton Wilson