July 2008
47 posts
“Once in a while it really hits people that they don’t have to
experience the...”
– Alan Keightley
How did Disney go from Snow White to Beverly Hills Chihuahua?
“I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most...”
– Bill Watterson
“Telling someone who procrastinates to buy a weekly planner is like telling...”
– Joseph Ferrari
Watchlivejamie:
Wingdings FTW! ☹⚐☹
Mailbox, open mailbox!
toomuchawesome:
Is it weird that I expect to lose followers for describing The Dark Knight as underwhelming? I feel like that’s one of those things about which We-Shall-Speak-No-Ill-On-Tumblr, like Obama, Rock Band, and Feminism.
Or Tina Fey.
The New Yorker cover is an unintentional parody of what readers of the New Yorker think about people who don’t read the New Yorker.
Man cuts off own head with chainsaw →
“An inquest is now being carried out into the exact cause of death…”
“Any change, any loss, does not make us victims. Others can shake you, surprise...”
– Blaine Lee
“I wouldn’t recommend sex, drugs, or insanity for everyone, but they’ve always...”
– Hunter S. Thompson
Maim that tune: Get songs out of your head →
Are you plagued by Stuck Tune Syndrome? Do you have a song stuck in your head you just can’t get out? Take heart friend, for your suffering is over.
WAFFLES. →
Do you have a waffle in front of you?
Wouldn’t you be happier if you did?
"Black hole" considered racially insensitive. →
“Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in...”
– Buddha
Avril's fans cheat youtube to get "Girlfriend" to... →
As horrible as I think this is, it will get rid of that “Evolution of Dance” thing. I could support that cause. Maybe.
97% of drug deaths are from legal drugs →
“22,000 lives could have been saved if Trasylol had been taken off the market” — reuters.com
“Don’t abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.”
– Edgar Watson Howe - “The Sage of Potato Hill”
“Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal.”
– T.S Eliot
“You don’t need to know which web browser I support, or what blog-network I’m a...”
– Jack Shedd on what so many sites are filled with today: debris. (via topherchris)
Bad reasons to enjoy being single, period.
ali-with-an-i:
Here are some reasons why singledom is good (Inspired by original post by christinahaberkern and subsequent reblogging by myself and misterpeace)
I’ll start with the bathroom. There are no unwanted hairs in the bathroom that did not orignate from your body.
You are not obliged to share your toothbrush/shampoo/shaving cream/razor with anyone.
Only you leave your wet towel on...
“The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.”
– Bertrand Russell
25 Clever Bar Pick Up Lines →
livejamie:
Some of these are pretty good, but they seem to have left off “Elegant women are very rare. I’m Greek and I’m extremely particular about what I like. So I’m giving you an opportunity here” off the list.
» The Douchiest Phone Message In History →
mrbarta:
adeandabet:
malty:
dalasverdugo:
via Judah
Holy shit. Just listening to this makes me want to stay single forever
This is amazing. I tried to write down some of the douchiest comments, and I couldn’t keep up. This guy gets a gold at the Douchelympics.
Oh. My. God. That was worse than I could have EVER hoped for!
“Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.”
– Ambrose Bierce