December 2009
43 posts
Playing Turtles In Time with David, where we’ve learned once again that the only way to deal with your enemies is to send them back in time.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
I’m at @WillVincent ‘s setting up his wireless router. As long as I don’t divide by zero I should be fine.
Dec 31st
Mario Party tears families apart.
Dec 29th
Just made some tasty red velvet cupcakes for Christmas. Mmmmm.
Dec 24th
Getting schooled by Karen in Majora’s Mask. How the mighty have fallen.
Dec 23rd
Dear whomever owns the wireless internet I’m stealing: change your password to anything that isn’t “admin.”
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
Dec 22nd
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I’m leaving for the condo tomorrow. Please send all the puppies you guys bought me to Collingwood so they aren’t alone for Christmas.
Dec 22nd
Christmas Specials with friends: A Christmas Story, Charlie Brown, Robot Chicken’s Full-Assed Christmas. Oh, and Kenny vs. Spenny.
Dec 21st
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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How to Internet #63753: The super-secret sarcasm...
<sarcasm> is perhaps THE most important tag apart from <marquee> in all of HTML. When used to enclose a body of text, this remarkable piece of hypertext coding acts as a foolproof method of denoting that everything contained within is intended to be taken ironically. Note: Many novice users of the <sarcasm> tag fail to close the tag after they are finished being sarcastic. This...
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
I’m spending far too much time with Professor Layton, even though his Diabolical Box was not so diabolical.
Dec 17th
I’ve experience my first Festivus Miracle of the season.
Dec 17th
I try not to do updates like, “school is hard bawwww”, because I’m sure people care about it just as much as I care about their school-baws.
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
Impatiently waiting for @real_ninjavideo to post #Dexter in sweet, sweet, 720p.
Dec 14th
Majora’s Mask and I have re-kindled our romance. Kooloo Limpah!
Dec 14th
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
Dec 10th
Frozen things hurt my teeth.
I developed this a couple of years ago. For some reason, whenever I touch ice cubes, or popsicles, or any item covered with frost, my teeth start to really hurt. I usually get Will to help me with stuff, but if no one’s there I just have to bear it. Grocery store freezers are hard for me to dig through, but I have no problem with snow or ice that is outside. Also, I have no problem with...
Dec 8th
Sharks.
I have a completely irrational fear of sharks. It’s not that I think they’re going to hurt me though. Boating is not a problem for me, and I’ve even been in the ocean many times without being scared. The only thing I’m afraid of is their appearance. I mean, the shark is a pretty creepy looking animal and most people have some sort of fear of it. I never thought of it as an...
Dec 8th
Phone calls.
I sometimes have the hardest time making phone calls to people I don’t know. Before I call, I write down what I plan to say ahead of time. Even if it’s something small, like a doctor’s office or my bank. Voice mail is the worst though. It’s like if I’m talking to a person, my words aren’t permanent and they probably won’t remember how I said everything....
Dec 8th
Invisible piano-playing.
I know people who constantly shake their legs while sitting down. Will is horrible for this and I also have to ask him to stop as it’s kind of annoying. I know that I do it too, but I also do this thing with my hand when I’m walking. I move my fingers in a way that would be like playing five notes of a scale on a piano. But, I’ll be hitting about six ‘notes’ a second...
Dec 8th
This sometimes gets expensive.
If I’m eating alone, I have to have something to read while eating. At home it’s easy because the cookbooks are right in the kitchen. But, if I eat at the mall I won’t buy my food until I’ve found something to read. Example: One day I didn’t eat breakfast, and didn’t buy anything at school because I knew I would be going to the mall afterwards. But, when I got...
Dec 8th
Can you close that?
Open doors bother me. My room door has to be closed fully, even if no one is home. And those half-closes don’t count either. If I’ve been in my room for awhile, and notice that someone didn’t close the door all the way, I’m all. “What? How long has that been like that? All this time and I had no idea…” This makes it especially hard at school, because...
Dec 8th
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Things I have to think about on the GO bus.
I can’t… Get on a bus that has a large amount of people on it, because I might not get a comfortable seat. I would rather wait for the next one or get on the non-express bus that takes a half an hour longer. Sit behind someone because I might accidentally kick their seat and annoy them. I can’t sit in front of someone because that will mean that they will be looking directly...
Dec 8th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-6) →
Queen (68) Wolfmother (50) Kid Cudi (49) My Morning Jacket (47) Robert Randolph & The Family Band (31) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 8th
Up too early for a Saturday morning.
Dec 5th
RT @johncmayer: I’ve got two women texting me they want to come over. What’s that, Modern Warfare 2? You understand me? Done. Night, lad …
Dec 2nd