June 2009
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just got back from night shift. Time to watch the new Weeds. Thank you, ninjavideo. <3
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-6-28) →
Michael Jackson (12)
Leonard Bernstein (11)
Does It Offend You, Yeah? (7)
John Mayer Trio (7)
Los Mexicanos (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Will a 32” 1080p widescreen monitor be ok? Yeah, I think it’ll be just PEACHY.
We will never make a 32 bit operating system.
– Bill Gates
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He’s a pussy! He’s the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires.
– True Blood’s Stephen Moyer on Edward Cullen
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The Venture Bros.
Hank Venture: Dean, Dean, sometimes I forget your younger than me.
Dean Venture: By a lousy four minutes!
Hank Venture: Well then maybe in four minutes you'll understand!
I have a habit of ordering veggies i don’t like on my sub, then taking them off when i start eating.
RT @johncmayer @PerezHilton Good night Perez, you dumb shit.
Woke up at 2:00, and can’t sleep. The only remedy is True Blood.
realized that the blinker of the car in front of her was synchronized with hers. Then she realized hers was actually a little faster.
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Working on the rhymes for my new rap called “Death of Photoshop.
– johncmayer
Actually, by not having kids we are helping animals. If I had a kid today there...
– GypsyWytch from the PETA forums. My brain is hurting! I will stop googling now.
Verily, I am priming my light beam.
Truth is, I understand your cause - I’ve seen slaughter houses myself -...
– Tim McVeigh responds to PETA.
The man killed 168 people, but still makes more sense than PETA.
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is all, “GO TEAM VENTURE!”
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-6-14) →
Fiona Apple (26)
Bear McCreary (22)
Flight of the Conchords (20)
Ella Fitzgerald (20)
Craig David (19)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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wishes everything could be solved by reversing the polarity.
Dear Alienware M17x, please materialize in front...
Right about… now would be awesome.
Oh great. First I unfollow myself, now I’m stuck in some time-space...
– BrentSpiner
His twitter updates are the best.