September 2009
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Clainsynar: What if all numbers were multiples of pi and our integer system was wrong?
TokMor: stop having such irrational thoughts
August 2009
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"Tips" eHow suggested for, "How can I project my...
Think of attracting someone’s attention without disturbing others.
Marshal all your forces and focus them mentally into one beam of sound.
Send your voice forward like a beam of light that reaches the farthest seat in the gallery.
Color the note you are singing with your innermost feelings.
Launch your voice forward with a great burst of energy without forcing it.
Allow the passion of...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-8-30) →
Muse (92)
Jon Lajoie (74)
Brian Regan (36)
Dean Martin (30)
Grizzly Bear (30)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
is ready for her caffeine-free week of the night-shift. Oh dear.
knows food tastes better when you eat it off a William Riker decorative plate.
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I want to give a TED speech on the pretentiousness of recommeding TED speeches...
– John Mayer
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Xbox 360 failure rate is 54.2% →
The survey also shows the rates of failure for the PS3 (11%) and Wii (7%). Impressively, only 4% of respondents said they wouldn’t buy a new 360 because of hardware failures.
makes din dins of the tasty variety.
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is loving the borough of Flam.
is off to Flamborough. Yeah, she doesn’t know where that is either.
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Seven Crimes That Will Get You a Smaller Fine than... →
Child abduction ≈ $25,000.
Stealing the actual CD ≈ $2,500
Robbing your neighbour ≈ $375,000
Burning a house down ≈ $375,000
Stalking someone ≈ $175,000
Starting a dogfighting ring ≈ $50,000
Murdering someone: “The maximum penalty is only $25,000 and 15 years in jail, and, depending on your yearly salary, would probably be far slighter a penalty than $2 million.”
Will you help me name my macbook?
brentgilliard:
I’m pretty sure she’s a lady, desite the noises she makes when you feed her a CD.
Something particularly appealing would be to name the laptop and my ipod as a couple. Bonus points if you come up with a good couple.
At first, I thought they could be “Betty” and “Don” but if Mad Men goes sour I don’t want to be stuck with the 2010 equivalent of “Claire” and “Hiro.” So maybe...
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recites that Hunter S. Thompson quote, ”When the going gets weird, the weird turn to cupcakes.” She could be paraphrasing, though.
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* Joins: Pronto ()
PRONTO!! YOUR BACK!!!
I brought my front, too.
Whoa! Both of 'em? Wow.
* Pronto bows.
What about your left?
Nope. It got left, right over there.
Right.
No, it left.
No left or right, then?
Damn straight.
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I won three purple hearts once
...no you didn't. You were just playing Zelda.
You really need to adjust the color on your TV
oh
I guess that couldve been it
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will gladly pay you Thursday for a hamburger today.
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has dreams of people stealing her legal sized paper.
cannot watch Wilford Brimley any longer.
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is only partly afraid of being home alone.
put the ‘bomp’ in the ‘bomp bah bomp bah bomp’, but didn’t put the ‘ram’
In the ‘rama lama ding dong.’
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Owned.
SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH
WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.
* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: Owned.)
* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #
HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF
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I feel you.
ian: I've remembered the password....
ian: felt like Gandalf standing outside Moria
ian: uttering every password I could remember from the last 5 years
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