September 2009
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must declare in a proud manner that your entire establishment of military defensive structures hereby are of my, and my allies’, ownership.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-27) →
Muse (16)
Girl Talk (4)
The Smashing Pumpkins (2)
Queen (2)
Lemon Demon (2)
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is stuffed to the rafters with panang curry.
has been putting too many hours into not enough brochure.
despises exclamation marks!!!!1!!1!!!1one1!!eleven11!!!
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Ted Mosby Is A Jerk.com →
God, I love this show.
wants to know where the cold weather is.
is getting down with the sickness.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-20) →
The Beatles (53)
Muse (41)
John Mayer Trio (13)
Adele (4)
The Black Keys (3)
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and Will attempt to go to the zoo. Again.
and Will get attacked by gorillas at the Rainforest Cafe.
Why Canadian Medicine Will Be the End of Me
Hahahaha, yeah. You're kinda right on two points.
1) I'm going to a different allergist now, instead of one that recommends I look for health advice on "Yahoo answers" and
2) That guy does live in America.
is a sucker for phrygian half cadences.
bought Muse sheet music. Next up? Buying a piano that’s in tune.
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Why Canadian Medicine Will Be the End of Me
Me: I'm doomeedddddddddddddddddddd
Duke of Manning: u there
Duke of Manning: ?
Me: I saw the doctor today.
Duke of Manning: and
Me: I did an allergy test.
Me: He tested me for 120 things.
Me: That's 120 stabs with a needle.
Me: And I was only allergic to one.
Me: DUST.
Me: DUST has been driving me nuts for two years.
Duke of Manning: nice
Me: You can't get rid of dust.
Me: He's like "the only way to feel better is wash your sheets twice a week and vacuum three times a week.
Me: No books, plants, carpet, etc.
Me: So, I asked what I can do about the constant itching.
Me: And he literally said, "Carry Benydryl with you wherever you go. Forever."
Me: This guy is big on the word 'forever'.
Me: And then there's the ibuprofen deal.
Me: I told him the story.
Me: And after he did some tests and stuff he sits down and stares me in the eye and says...
Me: "You will be allergic to this forever. This will never go away."
Me: "The next time it happens, it's fatal. If you survive that it will just get worse. So, be a good girl."
Me: And I'm like WTF THIS DOCTOR IS CRAZY.
Me: So, I asked him questions about alternate medicine.
Me: And he's like, "Look it up on the internet."
Me: And I gave him a blank stare.
Me: And he's like, "I could do it for you, but it would probably take a half an hour."
Me: And I'm just staring.
Duke of Manning: ladies and gentlemen, socialized medicine
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Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka... →
Apparently, he’s had his passport and bank card reissued, but the name was too long so he dropped “Highlander.”
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pretentiously listens to the new Muse album.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-13) →
Muse (14)
Frédéric Chopin (11)
The Black Keys (9)
Girl Talk (7)
The Beatles (3)
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Sally Draper's Lisp
What ith up with that? It thoundth thilly.
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retracts her previous update.
and Willy go to the zoo.
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Niv)Mutal: There is a crack in my window blinds, and every time I turn around, I see an eye staring through the glass at me. I can't deal with this any longer, its making me lose games. Any opinions / comments / suggestions?
Hot_Bid: take the ring off
cut one or two of the hairs on her head.
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How Low In The House - Ludacris vs Steve Aoki
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Punkroses - Daft Punk vs Outkast
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Can anyone suggest a theme that's suitable for a...
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