July 2010
17 posts
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93% of the world’s population is not on Facebook. →
Jul 28th
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The Gettysburg Powerpoint Presentation →
Good morning. Just a second while I get this connection to work. Do I press this button here? Function-F7? No, that’s not right. Hmmm. Maybe I’ll have to reboot. Hold on a minute. Um, my name is Abe Lincoln and I’m your president
Jul 27th
“Orson Welles rocked fat like no one else could.”
– (via billisms)
Jul 23rd
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Don’t tell me what I can’t do!
Jul 22nd
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Jul 16th
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Jul 15th
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Jul 13th
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Jul 12th
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Jul 9th
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“A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?”
– Albert Einstein
Jul 9th
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Nothing says, "I love you" like the new Xbox 360.
It’s a gift we can share.
Jul 8th
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Jul 8th
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Three years of our relationship in a nutshell.
Me: So, did you open your anniversary gift this morning?
Will: I did! Thank you very much honey, now I can slip whilst sliding.
Me: So... what you're saying is you didn't open it.
Will: Wha? What do you mean?
Me: You actually think I gave you a slip 'n slide? I just asked someone in the Wal-Mart warehouse for an empty toy box to disguise the real gift.
Will: ...so... I didn't... get a... slip 'n slide?
Me: NO. THERE. IS. NO. SLIP. 'N. SLIDE.
Will: Fuck. I'm disappointed. I was really looking forward to using that thing.
Me: (Bangs head against desk)
Jul 7th
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Jul 7th
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“…all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your...”
– Prince, explaining why he will only release his music on CDs
Jul 6th