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This is what I imagine my plumber-boyfriend does at work.

This is what I imagine my plumber-boyfriend does at work.

capnskull

Nothing says, “I love you” like the new Xbox 360.

It’s a gift we can share.

Three years of our relationship in a nutshell.

  • Me: So, did you open your anniversary gift this morning?
  • Will: I did! Thank you very much honey, now I can slip whilst sliding.
  • Me: So... what you're saying is you didn't open it.
  • Will: Wha? What do you mean?
  • Me: You actually think I gave you a slip 'n slide? I just asked someone in the Wal-Mart warehouse for an empty toy box to disguise the real gift.
  • Will: ...so... I didn't... get a... slip 'n slide?
  • Me: NO. THERE. IS. NO. SLIP. 'N. SLIDE.
  • Will: Fuck. I'm disappointed. I was really looking forward to using that thing.
  • Me: (Bangs head against desk)

"I don't know how these things work!"

  • Me: I still can't believe it.
  • Will: Just... just shut up already. I feel stupid enough.
  • Me: How could you not know what the number for 411 is?
  • Will: JUST GO AWAY AND TELL THE INTERNET ABOUT IT OR SOMETHING.